Satire disclaimer

Made Up Morning publishes satire and fiction for entertainment only.

• Every story, person, quote, statistic, company, product, institution and event described on this site is invented. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, or to real organisations or events, is coincidental.
• Real cities and countries are used only as fictional settings. Nothing we write describes anything that really happened there.
• Nothing on this site is news, fact-checked reporting, or financial, legal, medical or any other advice.
• Stories are produced with the help of AI writing tools and checked automatically against our editorial rules. Mistakes are possible.
• Every story page and every share card is labelled as satire. Please keep the label when you share our stories, and never present them as real news.

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